January 2010
386 posts
YOU SUCK.
Hi. I don’t want you to think that i think you’re a child. I was going to send you a story I wrote, then I saw your address, then I got an idea for a harmless birthday present. I put a lot of thought into it, and had the best intentions behind it. I’m a little put off you didn’t think of it as a gift. Just so you know.
(i just got this message from a guy. he sucks. he gave...
i finished reading... thanks dear mallorie!
why is the drama lounge so crowded?c dfv...
peter says hi.
Is It wierd
darkflame1024:
that i kind of love doing homework?
DO MINE!
Is it bad that i am already stressing out over...
trying to avoid someone sucks.
the facebook status that an old man butt into....
Kaitlin- I srsly want a baby. Seriously. And in this status I tell that to lemonflakes. Or at least I think...
Alex- I'm liking this as "lemonflakes". Also, KD you shouldn't do this. What are you even going to do with a baby?
Lemon out.
Matt- there are many good online sperm banks... you don't even have to meet the guy.
Alex-That's how poor people have babies...
Matt- um.... poor? do you know how expensive good sperm is???
Alex- Babies are fattening...
Kaitlin-can i borrow half a million dollars?
Kaitlin-my biodegradable clock is ticking and its grossing me out.
Alex- What would even one do with one's baby?
Kaitlin-i dont know hang out, take it to baby parks, let it sniff other babies.
Alex- I have to go, I ordered a spring roll.
Matt- oh... now I get it.
Kathryn- matt whoever you are, no you don't get it. that was roomie language. no one gets it.
kaitlin, don't let your baby sniff other babies, it wont have any friends.
Alex- Yeah, it's crazy. It's like Kathryn said, it's roomie language. We're like sisters, but like nuns are sisters, or black people are sisters, or traveling pants are sisters...
Kaitlin- thats not how traveling pants work.
Alex- I'm getting like a really bad first impression of you as my neighbor, can we like start over?
Kaitlin- fine.
Alex- Hey neighbor, can I borrow a grain of sugar?
Kaitlin- sugar's fattening.
Alex- ...................splitsies?
“tell him im not
and if he tries to touch you
ill fucking stab him with the...”
– kathryn
uhhhhhhh kathy...
Clear Chat History
1: 00amKaitlin
http: //verymarykate.com/
he actually does get it cause of those videos but still thanks
1: 00amKathryn
mother fucker
then ill delete that comment for the sake of looking stupid
1: 01amKaitlin
no dont
its funny
and i love you
1: 01amKathryn
hahaha i love you too
1: 01amKaitlin
it is totally roommate lingo though
we are just quoting those videos
1: 01amKathryn
i shall continue harassing him if youd like
1: 01amKaitlin
and very mary kate is fucking awesome
i love it when you do
it makes my day
alex just commented on your comment and made it work
1: 02amKathryn
thank her for me
1: 03amKaitlin
watch the videos though
1: 03amKathryn
i shall
1: 03amKaitlin
the old guy just said : your roommates are very defensive of their singular status as 'roommates'
thats pretty cool
he thinks your my roommate
1: 04amKathryn
tell him im not
and if he tries to touch you
ill fucking stab him with the back end of a pen
dinosaur
Kaitlin
http: //verymarykate.com/
12: 42amKaitlin
you watched the videos?
12: 42amMatt
yeah.
crazy
12: 42amKaitlin
its funny though right
12: 42amMatt
yeah, it really is
12: 44amMatt
but the makeup is TERRIBLE
12: 44amKaitlin
why is the makeup terrible?
12: 45amMatt
cause it's GROSS!
it looks like they're wearing the worst latex masks ever
12: 46amKaitlin
okay
12: 46amMatt
but it's still funny
12: 48amKaitlin
its not actually them
its just one girl doing both roles
you realize that right?
12: 48amMatt
well
yeah
duh
did you dye your hair blonde?
!
12: 52amMatt
...
jk
liked your footies video
I showed it to julia, because she was watching the SNL skit
12: 52amKaitlin
we wanted to make it better but were too lazy
12: 53amMatt
it was great
12: 54amKaitlin
thank
s
12: 55amMatt
but you know.....
kat and I are going to make a video that's going to blow you and your fancy roommate OUT OF THE WATER!
12: 56amKaitlin
okay sure
like kat has time to do that
12: 57amMatt
yep
she does
12: 57amKaitlin
okay
